About

Hi! I'm Maia. My parents don't live in Ohio, but my grandpa used to. I'm 15 years old. I didn't make my sidebar gif. I don't really remember who did, but it wasn't me. I have a dirty mind and a dirty mouth. I'm kind of a bitch, but I can act like a sweetheart. Not great with anyone who's super over sensitive, seeing as I tend to have a relatively cruel sense of humor. I write quite a lot- angst is my favorite. I ship it all, but of course I have numerous OTPs. I lead a James Diamond appreciation life, and I'm a James Maslow stayer (with frequent Kendall conflictions). Jade West is my spirit animal, and Liz Gillies is my girlcrush. Deal with it. My OTPs are Kames and Cargan. This is a Big Time Rush blog, but you're gonna see a lot of How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Victorious, Glee, and pointless text posts. My activities include horseback riding, blogging (badly), writing things, injuring people (accidentally and on purpose), biting things I shouldn't, making fun of scene kids, making fun of hipsters, and making fun of scene kids who want to be hipsters. I talk way too much, so feel free to come have a chat. didn't ask patrice